The DOGS

Since this is a blog about my love for dogs and all things dogs, I thought I would start by introducing the dogs that currently allow me to share my home with them.

First off is the King of the roost. Kramer - aka - The Fat Bastard, Moo Moo, Asshole...you get the idea.

Kramer's Likes:

Ass scratches
Cookies
Naps
Sleeping

Kramer's Dislikes:
Nail trims
I think that's about it. He is the easiest dog we've ever had. I don't hestitate to say he's the BEST dog I've ever had. This dog ROCKS!

He is just a love and you can't get over his mooshy face. I freaking love it. Some days I find myself just squishing his jowels and talking all googly too him.

Kramer puts up with anything you do to him. He has been there since before Darin was born and honestly, I don't think he even realized we had a baby.....

Now that he's getting older, we're seeing some signs of aging. He is stiff in the mornings when he has to go out. That is, if you can get his fat ass off the couch to go out!

He is losing shit balls out of his ass at an alarming rate. Yes. Shit balls. Shit nuggets, whatever you want to call them, but they fall out of his ass. Kind of like a defense mechanism. He doesn't know it's happening and all of a sudden - whammo! A shit nugget on the floor! He could care less. He doesn't even turn around to acknowledge it cause he knows you'll pick it up. Awesome dog.

He is definitely a family member ~

Darin loves this flippin dog.

And let's not forget Mr. Sweck - who adores this dog, too. You know how they say animals look like their people....

So Kramer, you fat bastard - we love you. We cannot imagine life without you and your snoring, farting, drooling ways....